It's a beautiful day outside, and we're due for another Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl! So, here goes...
1
I feel so sure that I'm living in the remake of Groundhog Day, that I wake up every morning expecting "I Got You Babe" to be playing on my Alexa.
2
I've diagnosed myself with ACADD - Activity Completion Attention Deficit Disorder. I can literally be in the middle of a task, then like seeing a butterfly cross my path, flit off to another room and start something totally new. Shawn comes out and wonders why all the cabinets are opened, the TV is on pause, the radio is on, half the clothes are folded and half the dishwasher is unloaded.
3
Life 360 must be bored as sh*t right now!
4
Exactly how many rolls of toilet paper did you hoarders buy to make there STILL be a shortage after a month of this crap?!?!?!
5
I'm convinced that the person who started this "Post Your Senior Picture" thing did it only as a vain attempt for people to remember how hot you were before you gained the COVID-19. Let's face it, none of the kids we're "honoring" even have a Facebook account...
6
Not that I was the first to think this, but how many Baskins, Covids and Coronas WILL I see in my Kindergarten classes in 5-6 years?
7
I'm thinking of going back to school to become a psychiatrist, because I can't wait to see how many of those said children above are going to need couch time to forgive their parents for these stupid-ass names!
8
How many marriages will disintegrate over missing puzzle pieces?
9
How many more fancy meal presentations do I have to endure on FB, while all I can manage is PB&J?
10
The only reason I know what day of the week it is is because of my birth control pills.
Drink up, friends!
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