The Royals are spilling the tea this week, and I'm being cheeky in my Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
That level of irateness when you cut into the fancy fruit or vegetables you bought at the organic grocery store, only to find they're rotten.
2
And what's up with those adorable dish towels that don't dry anything? Like, I could be wiping sand and it would still be damp.
3
Your spouse is mumbling something, and you think he/she is talking to you, but in fact, he/she is reading something out loud to him/herself. You try to clarify, but the spouse reacts annoyed because you've made hi/her lose his/her train of thought. Oh, sorry, usually that mumbling under your breath is an insult of some kind, and I wanted to make sure I was completely understanding the depths of your distain for me, dear.
4
Do you remove the lint in the dryer before or after the dry cycle? And does it matter? Discuss.
5
You're driving, your kid is holding your phone, and you're getting texts left and right. So you ask him/her to respond for you, thinking this will slow the influx of info. Only problem is that Gen Z doesn't know how to write complete sentences, or even complete words, and this confuses the shit out of the Gen X recipients, resulting in more texts.
6
I am a fan of technology, and I think the sensors on cars are a great invention. Until they get overly sensitive and remind me of whiny, anxiety-ridden people with whom I can't stand to drive in a vehicle. Then my road rage just kicks in tenfold, and I don't really care if I hit the car in back or on the side of me. I just need the damn beeping to STOP.
7
We've been at this Zoom thing for a year, people. If you're in a group meeting, just mute your damn self if you're not talking, because, yes, we can hear your dog farting, and we do think it's you.
8
It's really annoying when you recognize traits in yourself that are the same traits people find most annoying in others.
9
I had to tip my hat to the elderly transport van that made a stop at the liquor store. Nice to see that here in CT, I'll be taken care of the way I deserve to be in my Golden Years.
10
New favorite saying and way too many reasons to use it recently - "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."
Vaccines are a plenty here in the US. Too bad we can't wipe out stupidity as easily as we're crushing Cornona. Speaking of crowns, check out the recipes below for the most royal of them!
Cocktails fit for a Royal Crown
from Zipps Liquor - Favorite Crown Royal Drinks
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