You wanted the fall. You got the fall. You also are getting a bunch of random thoughts from a tipsy, sleep-deprived traveler who was ill-prepared for this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
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Why do I feel refreshed when my AC is set to 68 degrees, yet I'm piling on every sweatshirt, sock and blanket within reach when my heater is set to the same temperature?
2
Best thing I have ever seen in a friend's bathroom. Pretty much sums up Gen Z - Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change the roll of toilet paper. #bethechange
3
Never have I ever felt as blonde as when I saw this - www.flaquarium.com - at an aquarium, in Florida, and then wondered, "what is a flaquarium?"
4
When you buy a new car, it is easy to be drawn in by the free services they provide at the dealership. I am living proof that all of these services are, in fact, complete bullshit. Case in point - I went for my "free" oil change yesterday. Did it cost me any money? No. Did it cost me FOUR HOURS of my time? Why, yes, yes, it did. Was this worth the "free?" I think not.
5
You know when you're trying to watch an action movie when everyone else has gone to bed, and you've turned it down low enough so that you can barely hear the dialogue, but then an action sequence starts, and your house literally starts shaking from all the noise, and everyone wakes up, so you have to turn the movie off? Yeah, that sucks.
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And how annoying is it when you are the keeper of all the family airline boarding passes on your phone, and you go through the check-in line to scan them all, but the only one that won't scan properly is yours?
7
I used to think open floor plan offices were so forward-thinking and cool. That is, until I worked in them. #bringbackthecubicles
8
Coming from someone who works in a middle school - Middle school is far too late to have a discussion with your child about the use of deodorant. Trust me.
9
It's all fun and games until those little no-see socks slide down your foot, and your shoe is tightly tied, and you have to stop, untie the shoe, fix the little sock, retie the shoe, start walking, and the motherF'ING things slides down your foot AGAIN. ALL. DAY. LONG
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If I try to make plans with you ahead of time, but you won't commit, it kinda feels like you're just waiting for something better to come along.
There is nothing better coming along this week, folks. In fact, we have more crappy weather ahead for the weekend. It's rained, like, nine out of 10 weekends in the Northeast since summer began this year. I'm over it. I'll probably drink my next storm. You can too with this recipe.
Dark 'n Stormy
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