Here is an oldie but goodie from August of 2016. My PSA - Don't drink and shop!
I call this photo (see below), beached whale in blue vagina. Background - I never get suckered in to these ads on Facebook. But my excitement for the beach, and a complete lapse in judgement, brought me to ordering this. After sitting in it (if that's what you call it), I have learned a few things:
1) In no reality, except in a funnel cloud, can you conceivably blow this MF'er up in two shakes.
2) Not even Heidi Klum can make getting into the blue vagina graceful. Ditto with getting out.
3) Unless you are as tall as the vaginal opening, you sink in and have very little head support. You might have to see a chiropractor after using this all day.
4) Only someone weighing less than 100 pounds, with not one ounce of fat on their body, could ever hope that people will not stop and burst out laughing at you as you sit in this.
5) If you are into practical products, you should not buy this. However, if you are into live art, and you are recreating birth, this is a STEAL!
I think I'm going to get a tarp, fill this sucker with ice, and have the best damn cooler on the beach! I can rent space in it to pay for my drinks! See you there Bruce Padula and Jennifer Carleo Grootenboer!
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