Good morning, friends! I need a little levity on this rainy day. So, I'm dubbing today Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl. Here are some of the things I've been pondering lately, as I stare aimlessly out the window for the millionth time each day.
1
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And then I envision little rodents chucking logs at runners. Do you see it too now?
2
How many on-line quizzes are people going to take before they realize that there will NEVER be anything bad said about you in these things? I mean, who would continue with them if they told you that you were a lonely a**hole with no life?
3
How long will it be after this pandemic that I won't have to lie on the form at the doctor's office when they ask me how much alcohol I drink each week?
4
Why are there so many corners in my house? And how does this much dust accumulate in such little time? I've cleaned my house more thoroughly than it has ever been cleaned, and I still find dust bunnies EVERY SINGLE DAY. WHY?!?!
5
How do people plan this many meals EVERY DAY??? Seriously God bless you cookers. I consider Oreos a major food group now.
6
After years of endless questions, a month ago, I bought my husband a physical, paper calendar so he could write down and remember all the stuff we have planned each week day/weekend. I'm just going to let that sit for a minute...
7
Why didn't I buy the extended warranty on my dishwasher? It seriously does not know what hit it.
8
Where are you supposed to look during these Zoom calls? If I look at the speaker, I feel like I look as if I am actually ignoring that person. But if I look straight ahead, I am looking at myself, which causes me to adjust my hair, cover my double chin or do anything to look better, and then I feel vain. I have never looked at myself this much in my life.
9
Is hugging a pillow weird? Just to get some variation from hugging my two family members?
10
How many times can I go back and forth in my head on whether or not to start something, only to find that it's 5 o'clock somewhere and settle down with a cocktail and Netflix instead?
There you have it, folks. This pretty much sums up my days. I hope you all are well. Would love to see some comments about what you've been up to during quarantine...
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