I have to be honest, folks. I totally forgot today was Thursday. I was thinking I had another day to crank this out, so don't fault me for this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
When I try to recall something I've forgotten, and I focus very hard on retrieving this information, I seriously visualize my memories in my head as if I am sifting through an old-time library catalog. Them pages are dusty, I tell ya!
2
I am quite certain that Kate Bush and the musicians in the group Berlin are laughing all the way to the bank thanks to the resurgence of popularity in the sappy, confusing hits of "Running Up That Hill" and "Take My Breath Away" from and "Stranger Things" and "Top Gun - Maverick."
3
I was excited because I thought I solved a Wordle in three chances by choosing "LOVER," but the word was "LOSER," and that gave me a complex.
4
Is it possible to get a yeast infection from using too much hemorrhoid cream? Asking for a friend.
5
Speaking of itches (or was I?) - why is it that your body only forms itchy spots when you have just woken up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, finally settle down (and this could be after an hour or two), then get in the PERFECT comfy spot, as you semi-drift back to sleep?
6
In case you couldn't tell, I am Italian. This comes with a robust physique, a hearty laugh and A LOT of hand waving. Which is great for expression, but not so great for the multitudes of glasses, which contained tasty drinks, I've knocked over while trying to make a point. #pleaseexcusemebartender
7
I could legitimately eat peanut butter-filled pretzel nuggets for breakfast, lunch and dinner and never tire of them. Then have Reese's Peanut Butter Cups as a snack. I'm nuts in all ways.
8
Why is it when you are served any kind of dip as a shared appetizer at a restaurant, they only provide one chip per person with which to dip into it? Why can't they just bring baskets of bread slices, chips or even veggies, so that you don't need to continuously order more? And please do not say that it's because they want you to order main courses. I assure you my liquor bill could make a fine-dining buffet blush. And you should be able to tell this by my overly-Italian demeanor as I walk in.
9
One thing about a good dip though, is that once I've tried and enjoyed it, I will dip anything in it to keep that flavor going. Honey-mustard flavored broccoli? Why not? Tasty jelly next to my hot dog? Sure! Lapping up honey butter with my grilled cheese? Yes, please!
10
I'm not messing around anymore. I'm cutting right to the chase and adding vodka directly to my Gatorade, so I don't have to deal with all that dehydration the next day.
Because sharing a recipe for a Seven and Seven on 7/7 is too pedestrian (hope you're reading, Rick Storey) for even me, here's a little recipe to put some pep in your step, even if it's delivered late! Have a great week. I promise to try harder next week. Really.
Better than a Seven and Seven
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