It's been 17 years, but the cicadas have returned! That means they quarantined for 16 years longer than us. Wow! Take a break. Read this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
You know when you pick up serving tongs, and you just have to click them like castanets, because, you just do?
2
Even though I am (or at least I was) wearing a mask, I wonder to myself if the cashier still thinks I smell like a brewery when I've literally been to one just before rolling into her shop and buying something.
3
Speaking of drinking, I need to lose weight. Not to be healthier. Not because I hate my body. But I need less body mass so there won't be so much to suck up my alcohol intake. #notalightweight
4
If you can spell Wednesday without having to say "Wed-ness-day" in your head, you're weird.
5
Don't bother telling me your name when I ask for it, because I will never remember it. At the same time, don't piss me off, because I never forget a face.
6
Now that we can safely travel, packing is a thing again. Anyone who travels with me can attest to my outpouring of excess in travel packing, just like pretty much every other facet of my life. But I still crack myself up about the number of underwear I insist on bringing. Like at least two pair for every day. Even when I know there is a washing machine. Do I think the mad undie burglar is going to come and steal some? Or do I just assume I'll be pissing in my pants daily and need to change? Who knows?
7
I asked the cashier at Dollar General if they had any bungee chords, and she told me where to find them in the far back of the store. But they didn't have any, and I walked toward the front of the store, past the registers, empty-handed. Meanwhile, I could feel the cashier's eyes boring into the back of me, watching to see if I made it through the door without setting off the alarm. And even though I knew I didn't steal anything, I still felt guilty and breathed a sigh of relief when I made it through unscathed.
8
You know when someone asks you a question, and you don't really hear what they asked, but you pretend to, and you giggle a bit and say "yeah." But the person actually just told you something morbidly depressing, and that reaction was completely inappropriate. #oops #busted
9
I'm glad the gas shortage is over, but I was hoping to capitalize a little on sending my husband out with a large can of beans and a sign that read, "Have Lots of Gas. Want Some?"
10
Paraphrasing a bit here - The problem with some people is that when they're not drunk, they're sobering.
Let the mask-burning parties commence! Breathe in the free air and enjoy the sunshine. Try not to let anything "bug" you. Well, expect this cocktail...
Sí Señor
Buying dollar bungee's might have been a really bad choice. At least we'll know who's mattress that is on the side of the highway.
Got a real kick out of # 6..........thats me.🤣 Stay well.
The pissing in my pants daily had me laughing out loud! 😂