Not to repeat a topic but ask and ye shall receive! Even in my wildest dreams, the details of the Hackman family demise could not be something I scripted. It's terribly tragic. Still probably not as troubling as some of the thoughts I've jotted down in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
Why, yes, Costco. Showing David Beckham wearing a no-name pair of headphones does make me want to buy them.
2
Reading a kind of smutty book right now. All of my reading is via audiobook in my car. And, this book is feel-like-I-should-be-wearing-airPods-in-my-OWN-car kind of reading. But my point is this - the book includes a woman’s bucket list. Item number four on the list is to have someone else give her an orgasm. So, doesn't that make it a fuck-it list?
3
I’m going to name my Apple Watch “Captain Obvious.” Why? I’m in a bar listening to a band, and it tells me I’m in a loud environment. Or I’m on a flight/long drive, and it tells me I need to stand up. No shit, Sherlock. Thanks for nothing.
4
If all of these breweries were around when I was a new mom - where kids can come with you and run free while you drink with your friends - I know I would have been a much better parent.
5
I have a real problem with meat florets on charcuterie boards. Sure, they look nice. But if you want to actually eat one piece of them, you have to manhandle the whole blob of meat. (I really don't want to manhandle ANY meat!)
6
When I say I need professional help, don’t worry about me. I’m not talking psychiatric assistance. I mean I need an in-home chef, butler and maid.
7
Along these same lines - if you know me, you don’t need to hire a therapist. I’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong with you for free.
8
Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.
9
Isn't it funny how life comes full circle? I mean, my childhood punishments are actually now my adult goals - eating vegetables, staying home more, taking naps and going to bed early.
10
Sometimes I like to mess with my family and hide stuff where they won't find it. Like, I put their shoes in our shoe closet and hang their jackets on coat hangers in the coat closet. Or if I'm being really spiteful, I put their keys on the key hook.
St. Patty's Day is right around the corner. It's no surprise that this is one of Boozy's favorite holidays. I'll skip the cabbage and go right to the cocktails. Here are a few easy suggestions to please any an Irish (or anyone who wears green on Monday's) tastebud.
The punch of the Irish
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