This week has exhausted us with National Dog Week, National Daughter's Day, and National Son's Day, combined with an overflow of parents of high school seniors, flooding your feed with 10-10,000 photos. And the school year just started. So, I feel lucky that you have taken the time to even look at this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
I've reached the age where I need an eject button in order to propel myself out of those folding sports chairs.
2
What the hell is the correct way to pronounce "charcuterie?" And why do I not ever say it the same way twice? Even though I make one for about every party I throw or attend?!?!
3
It would be unfortunate if I got in a fender bender with an Amazon delivery truck. However, I'd probably be saving them a trip to my house when they discover who I am and just unload half the truck bed into my car.
4
I absolutely hate when I know the funniest video clip or meme to accentuate the humor of a conversation, and I start searching my phone to find it, but then it takes me, like, five minutes to find the damn thing, and the relevance of it is completely lost, but I insist on showing it to everyone anyway, even though they don't even remember what we were talking about five minutes ago.
5
What is it about a dead skunk's stink shooter that makes the smell linger for so long after you drive over it? I swear the thing could be dead for a week, and I don't even touch it with my car, but the mere act of covering it makes a stench waft into the air ducts that lasts a good five to ten miles!
6
Speaking of smells, I'm reading a book where a deaf male is a main character. He jokes that he can't hear his own farts, so he sometimes forgets when he lays one. And that made me think that deaf people are a lot like old people in this respect. So, we have a considerable portion of the human population walking around, dropping ass bombs on a regular basis, and having no clue about it. #ignoranceisbliss
7
This week's SMH (shaking my head) moment - I read an article about a cyclist who was killed by collision with a pickup truck while riding his bike to raise money for other cyclists who have been injured in car crashes. #ultimateirony #ripbuddy
8
Love is seeing that the toilet paper left on the roll wouldn't be enough to wipe an ant's ass clean and changing it out before the next person takes a dump in the same bowl.
9
I'm not trying to glorify the COVID days by any means. Yet, I wouldn't complain if there was a one-week, universal forced quarantine. Just sayin'.
10
Best meme shared with me this week - We should be able to call in healthy. Conversation goes something like this - "Look, I'm not coming into the office today. I feel really good, and I don't want to waste that on being at work."
I don't care what you summer lovers say, I am enjoying the shit out of the cooler temps of fall already. Just like your wardrobe needs a seasonal overhaul, so does your liquor cabinet. Here are a few suggestions to spruce up your party provisions!
Festive Fall Cocktails
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