Whole lot going on this week that kept me from much thinking in general. So, I thought that I would simply discuss some of the worst words in the English language in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl (and I am skipping the "M" word, because been there, done that.)
1
Pus - just saying this word makes me want to gag. Really, who came up with this to describe something?
2
Along those lines - Oozing. I just feel green (word mentioned above) doing (this word) out of an open wound. And I barf a little in my mouth.
3
Phlegm - OK, I literally think all of the words that gross me out are onomatopoeia. Can't even with this one.
4
Curd - this makes me sad, because it can describe cheese, and I love cheese. I even love poutine, but without these things on it, because I can't even say the word to order them.
5
Blob - This one hits too close to home, because I embody the word. I still don't have to like it.
6
Fester - I'll just let that one sit there for a bit...(see what I did there?)
7
Panties - this one is particularly painful in the Northeastern accent. How does this describe the article of clothing? Does a person pant while staring at them, waiting to remove them? Or more like in my case, do you pant because it's a struggle to get your legs in the holes?
8
Smear - note to all here - there is no "ch" in this word. Drives me fucking insane when someone says they're going to "schmear" some butta on something.
9
Secrete - akin to word number 2, and something you don't look forward to finding in word number 7 (with -tion added to the end), different shit, same reaction.
10
Slurp - even someone who drinks as much as I do does not want to hear another person drinking like this. So, stop it. Please.
Other words that make my list are spooge, queef, mucus, ointment, squirt and squelch. Obviously, I could never work in the medical field. Unless, of course, the prescriptions were in the form of cocktails. So, here is your Rx for this week...
Grog it like it's hot
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