Was ready to post, "This page has intentionally been left blank," but I rallied. Sort of. I have found some pretty clever memes lately. So, this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl were not thought up in my brain exactly (although it is scary how closely some of these match my thoughts), but they should make you laugh nonetheless!
1
I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face. But with words.
2
Ever look at someone and think, "Your mom's eggs had to be expired?"
3
Doctor to patient - "Says here you get offended on social media. I'm writing you a prescription for two testicles."
4
If I'm sarcastic to you, it's either because I like you and feel comfortable teasing you, or I can't stand you. Have fun figuring out which one it is.
5
I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
6
I don't understand your specific kind of stupid. But I do appreciate your commitment to it.
7
I am fluent in three languages - English, sarcasm and profanity.
8
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.
9
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me...I'll laugh at you.
10
Everyone needs a smart-ass, sarcastic, dickhead of a friend. I'm glad to be of service to you.
Can't say I haven't personally thought or spoken each of these at one time or another. I'm sure you have too. Mix up any of the hundreds of recipes I have supplied over the years, memorize a couple of the funnies in the link below, then head to your favorite watering hole and wow everyone with your witty sense of humor. You're welcome. Seriously.
...but stop before the wedding!
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