Folks, they say that Life's a Bitch. Well, so am I. And that's why you get another edition of Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
My car is like my personal little office. I cram as much into the passenger seat as I need to deal with in a day. So I get just a little agitated when someone wants to sit in the front seat.
2
Not so great for airline marketing when the first message in my inbox has a headline saying “Insanely Low Flight Prices,” and the next one reads “Total US Coronavirus Cases Break 4 Million.” Yeah, no.
3
Why do I feel my phone buzzing in my pocket or on the table all day, then check it, and it’s not? But if I have the ringer and buzzer turned on, I hear/feel nothing when a call or text actually comes through?
4
Why are there some people who always have to tell you how busy they are? Like, in every conversation. Oh, really? You’re busy? Because I’m just sitting here eating bon bons while you go on with your bitching…
5
I despise the self-checkout aisle at the grocery store. I always want it to be the best/quickest option, but it NEVER is. I always have that one item that doesn’t ring up correctly, and I have the blinking red light until the manager comes for the override, holding up all the quick shoppers in back of me. I am clearly too blonde to work the checkout aisle, anywhere.
6
Oh, and at the store, why do people just stop short in the middle of the aisle? And then type a ten-sentence response on their phone? Dude, it can wait.
7
Why do people, who are sitting right next to a tissue box, continue to just suck in snot instead of blowing it out? Love the amplification when it’s in the bathroom too – not.
8
The freaking frenzy that I go into, including calls home to my family to help look for them there, desperately trying to find my glasses (work badge, phone, fill in anything here), only to find out it’s attached to my body somehow.
9
Why I even consider the consequences when someone sends me something that starts off, “Send this to thirty people in the next 10 minutes or else…”
10
Y’all know there is a difference between “Reply” and “Reply All,” right?
My honorary doctorate in drink consumption allows me to prescribe this for you - take three deep breaths and three shots, turn off the news, go out and enjoy the sunshine. The rest of this BS can wait until next week!
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