Kinda at a loss for ideas as I amp up for the new school year. So, I thought the way for Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl to entertain you this week is to spread sarcasm through the best memes I've seen lately.
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My posts are meant for people who have a sense of humor, an appreciation of sarcasm, and who wear panties that don't easily get into a wad.
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Oscar the Grouch was actually a mom with three kids, trying to do intermittent fasting.
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My favorite part of teaching teenagers to drive is when you almost die, but then you don't, and said teenager sighs and tells you to chill out.
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Deleting your savage paragraph to text back, "OK," is a different kind of self-control.
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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn't coming in clearly? I feel that same way about far too many people.
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Studies show that parents are much happier when their children listen the first fucking time.
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I threw my back out sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing, so I'm probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis.
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Say what you will about women, but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour agreement takes talent.
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If a man calls you "doll," he didn't necessarily mean a Barbie. He could have meant a Chucky.
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Today's yoga pose is Downward Spiral.
I love that I can search for a link and a photo online to go with any topic I choose, and somehow, I find the perfect one. Hope these "recipes" make you chuckle as much as they made me laugh. Now I'm headed back to the beach...
Recipes for disaster?
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