As a resident of the great state of Connecticut, I was sad to hear about the death of Joe Lieberman. Not that I was a huge supporter or anything, but he was kinda just always around. You know? Another example of something that just seems to keep on keepin' on? Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
You know what's special? Wearing the same jeans you had on yesterday and finding yesterday's underwear in the leg. At work. In the middle of a meeting.
2
My car has one of those rear sensors where you're supposed to be able to have your hands full, run your leg under the undercarriage, and the trunk automatically opens. That never happens. Do you know what does happen? I'm not standing anywhere close to my trunk, and I have no desire for it to open, but somehow, that's exactly when it does.
3
I take great satisfaction when a driver, especially the driver of a sportscar, is tailing my ass, to the point that I can actually see the annoyance of the driver's face in my rearview. I then, turn onto my street, and that asshole speeds up obnoxiously, then slams on the brakes, only to learn that it was not me, but the car in front of me, causing this backup the whole time.
4
I was looking for a new book to listen to, I mean read, in Hoopla (free library audiobook app), and a suggestion came up for "The Cock Down the Block." They were not talking about a rooster, based on the cover photo. This led me to ask myself, "Gina, what the F*&K are you saying to make the public library suggest this?!?"
5
This guy walked into a bar (for real). And he was wearing those ombré washed jeans, where parts of the jeans are light-colored, and other parts are dark. And the dark part of these happened to be in the crotch area, surrounded by lighter areas on the legs. And at first glance, I really thought the guy had pissed his pants. This is the definition of #fashionfauxpas
6
Why is it that when you're trying to open or close a difficult container, you could try to do it for, like, an hour, and it still won't work. But the SECOND you hand that container to someone else, it magically opens or closes with seemingly no effort?
7
I enjoy fresh lemons and limes in my drinks, especially the ones that container liquor. Yet, I cannot stand a lemon or lime-flavored seltzer, because to me, they taste like cleaning products.
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Actual headline - "I did a 25-day water fast. I lost 20 pounds and my skin cleared up."
Headline if I did the same thing - "Woman doing 25-day water fast goes insane and starts pissing on people in the streets when they won't give her a cheeseburger."
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How is it that we are so focused on the all-naturalness of everything, yet we're fatter and have more allergies and intolerances to everything than ever before? I'm pretty sure that when I was growing up, I ate McDonalds weekly, drank soda every day, but I was also outside until the streetlight went on, running and riding my bike with my neighbors who are now lifelong friends. So, you tell me, have we really progressed?
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I don't always feel appreciated. However, I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
Yee haw, we finally get to eat meat again on Fridays! And some furry freak may enter your homes Saturday night to give your kids a bunch of chocolate that will melt everywhere you don't want it to, while you drink for Jesus! I remember being in college, coming home for the weekend, drinking with my friends, going back to my parent's house and having to drunk stamp talcum-powdered bunny feet all over the house for my little sister. Needless to say, I don't miss that! But I do miss being young and drunk. And since so many of you sent me this Reel, I just had to share it.
The ABCs of Drinking
from Anything But Charcuterie Party
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