Why does this week feel like it's moving backwards? Not kidding. I have thought it was Friday since Monday. Here's to hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is more uplifting.
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I make sure to send my husband to pick up our take out orders, because he does not feel guilty about not tipping. I know, I know, but I just can't NOT tip when someone is staring me down. I feel like they might spit in my food next time or something worse.
2
When I get an extra, unexpected day to catch up on my life, I usually get my shit together right when every office I need to call has just left for lunch.
3
Getting me up to dance while sober is a miracle. However, if you play "Jump Around" by House of Pain, my ass will be up acting like I have a pogo stick between my legs - even in heels!
4
My husband and I were driving to a friend's house last weekend around dusk, and he was complaining that he was having a hard time seeing. I looked over a him and told him to take off his sunglasses. I kid you not, within about 10 seconds, the song "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" came on the radio, assuring us of the only times it's appropriate to do this.
5
Is it OK to blame autocorrect when I say something really dumb that I don't mean?
6
Why is it that I only crave Chik-Fil-A on Sundays?
7
As I've said, I'm obsessed with Podcasts lately. I recently listened to an episode of "Where Everybody Knows Your Name," the Ted Danson/Woody Harrelson podcast, that featured guest, Rob Lowe. Swoon. Just saying his name makes me go all Class, Outsiders, St. Elmo's Fire, Youngblood, About Last Night, Brat Pack kinda giddy! Damn did he age well... (PS - He has a podcast too! #Literally! with Rob Lowe)
8
In a headline that makes you say, "Man, was that one unlucky bastard" - Car passenger dies after horse gets loose from trailer and smashes through windshield on California highway." I mean, what could your last thoughts even be in that situation? Wish I hadn't been such a horse's ass?
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I just read that a bakery in Ohio is predicting the election results in a cookie poll. Brilliant marketing tactic by this company. Although, how sad is it that this is the smartest thing I have heard about this election to date?
10
While empty nesting has its ups and downs, I must say that the true bonus is that I have not planned or made a single formal meal since my kid left. I simply do not care what's for dinner. Of course, this is much to my husband's dismay, but that's why God made Uber Eats :)
The weather forecast for the next few days here looks dreary. One way to lighten the mood is to listen to the song "Save it for a Rainy Day," by Stephen Bishop. And to go along with that, here are some rainy-day cocktail recipes that will surely make you forget about your blues.
Save it for a Rainy Day
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