This week's edition of Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl is dedicated to all of you who love to bitch as much as I do but don't have the time to write it all down :)
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From Cami Blackwell - Don't you love when you voice text a nice long message, only to find out that the message is in the section where you type in the phone numbers and not the text?
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From Cindy Mastroianni - You are so excited to try a new restaurant. You look online for the hours of operation. It clearly says the place is open, but you get there, and it's not. WTF? Even worse, you do the same the next day, at a different restaurant, get there, and see a note taped to the door, telling you they're on vacation this week. #Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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From Amy Parrott - Why can't people just return the damn shopping carts to the corral or the front of the store? I mean, seriously, is everyone THAT lazy? This runner is so passionately pissed off about this topic, she's incorporated a whole lesson about it into her running club for young girls. #characterstrides
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From June Barakat - "Easy Open." That's what the package says, right? Well who the hell is this easy for exactly? Why can't the damn thing just tear off enough to get to what's inside? June keeps industrial strength scissors in her kitchen drawer to combat this problem. I would not come near her when she's using them :)
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From Linda Houghtaling - Linda just got back from a trip where she flew. And her beef is with the idiots who immediately stand up once the plane is parked. Like, where do you think you're going? And bonus moron points are given to the ones who have to crunch and fold their necks to stand under the light/vent console. #sitthefdown
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From Susie Richards - If you're going to speed up and cut me off, don't f'ing slow down as soon as you get in front of me! If it wasn't going to be my "fault," I'd gladly ram the front of my car into the ass of yours.
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From Shawn Farra - Oh, and while we're talking about driving, there is a passing lane, travel lane and a slow lane on the highway. Your lane should match your cruising speed. So don't use the left lane as your slow-ass, Sunday drive lane. #getoutofmyway
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From Deb Carragher - Deb is so sick of these pictures of desperate people, pets, etc., holding up a sign saying, "I bet no one will share this." You know what, I won't. And why should I? I don't know you, and I'm not going to guilt other friends into feeling bad for the insecurities of people, pet owners or things to which they have no connection. I will not participate in Meme shaming!
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From Bree Mugavin - Why do we say children are fresh when they are acting rude? Fresh is what we want in produce, seafood and meat, because it tastes the best. Just like you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. It's an oxymoron.
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From Melissa Clark - Melissa actually provided me with enough fodder for a few future campaigns, but I went with this one, because it made me laugh. Melissa hates the sound of a phone ringing. Like any phone ringing. She says, "Don't call me! It literally makes me jump out of my skin. Don't call me." #dnc
Thanks to all who participated and gave me a nice vacay from thinking. The one thing I can't get out of my head - pun intended - is the penis rocket that Jeff Bezos shot into space this week. As my cousin Cyndi Gaffney put it, "I know he will f*ck anyone who gets in his way, but did he REALLY need such an obvious testament?" This recipe for a Highland Red Rocket looked decadent and a little less desperate. Enjoy!
Shoot-ers for the Stars
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