While I do not love the steamy heat of Summer, I will miss the laissez-faire attitude of the season. And I'm not ready for that to end yet. Not that that has anything to do with this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl, but I just felt it needed to be said.
1
I have perfected my fake laugh so well that I doubt anyone can tell whether or not I actually find them funny.
2
Is it OK to blow out birthday candles again? If not, and you do, I will happily take that cake, thank you!
3
I have this gigantic pile of scrap paper, growing to Sears-Tower proportions. It's basically just ripped up paper from all the printing errors I have made. But I have so much of this crap, that I find myself writing, like, one word on some pieces, just so I can throw them away. Kinda defeats the purpose, no? #fakecrunchy
4
I have been eating a lot of corn lately. It never ceases to amaze me how much corn gets stuck in my teeth when I eat it off the cob, yet, not one sliver gets in my teeth when I grate it off the cob. It's still the same food. How can eating it differently cause such a dramatically different result?
5
I ran into the grocery store recently. When I came out, the only nearby cars were the one next to me, that had parked over the line, cutting off access to my passenger side, and the long-ass pick up who parked as far back as possible, directly in back of me, conveniently aligned with my car. I'm sure anyone who saw how many mini "turns" I had to make to get my damn car out was looking for the "Next Street" sign on my car and a pro driver with access to a second brake on the right.
6
I think I've brought this up before, but seriously, what is the point of a condiment packet? Obviously, if I asked for the condiment, I want that condiment. And if you hand me a pile of french fries, I don't need nor want to open a new packet for every freaking fry! This is particularly annoying at a venue which clearly also offers those little plastic cups of condiments but send me with packets in my take out. Um, hey, I see you have lots of ketchup, so want don't you GIVE ME SOME?!?!
7
It was sunny out the other day. I had a great song in my head. I was looking kinda cute. And I started shakin' my thang down the street like I was filming the opener to "The Gina Show." #checkitbitches
8
When is Venmo going to set a limit to how many times a DAY my kid can send me a payment request? I mean, can't she tally and send a weekly tab? And why the heck did I agree to pay for all of this?
9
My sister said the most clever thing this weekend. And while it might seem as if she was stoned when she said it, she most definitely was not. Here it is - 'Edited it' is just 'edit' 'edit.' Think about it.
10
Yacht Rock has ended for the season, and with it, took the soundtrack of my happiness.
The same sister as above, and her mix master beaux, turned me on to the cocktail known as the Pimm's Cup. Before you start putting on your pumpkin-spice panties, drain a couple of these babies for a refreshing end to the season.
Classy Cocktails
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