Folks, my thoughts are neither profound or very funny this week, but nonetheless, I give you another Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl...
1
I created a spreadsheet to track when I actually shower, just so I don’t have to fight with myself about it.
2
I used to burn candles to make my house smell nice. Now I do it to just mask the smell of my family.
3
Where is the Shark Tank episode with the new ideas for homemade toilet paper?
4
Remember when we wore adult diapers as part of a costume to be funny? Ain’t so funny now that there’s no toilet paper, is it? Depends.
5
It has been about 30 years since I’ve seen my toe nails without any nail polish on them.
6
Who knew that the Pedi Egg I bought from a TV infomercial in the late ‘90s would become my most prized possession in 2020?
7
Once this is done, I will be able to get a side job of renting myself out as Rapunzel. My hair will be down past my ass, and maybe I’ll add some pink and purple highlights to the foot-long roots at the top. The kids will love it! Some pervs might too...
8
Since we don’t let our kids go anywhere and they seem fine, can’t we start trading them for bottles of liquor or something? I mean, Morgan always wanted siblings. Help me make the kid’s dream come true, please!
9
Speaking of Morgan, have you seen her? Because I sure haven’t. Haven’t seen my husband much either. Maybe that's because I keep hiding in the closet. Or the car. I think we’ve found a way to #selfseclusionsequester
10
At the start of this, I promised myself I was only going to drink Thursday through Sunday. This isn’t the first promise to myself I have broken. Nor will it be the last.
Wishing you only glasses half full throughout this fiasco!
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