Music Week – As we start August, I think we need a playlist, rather than a bitch list, to get us ready for the next apocalypse, I mean, school year. This is a reflection of what has been and what is to be, with commentary. Enjoy!
1
Please just stop song goes to:
We’re All in This Together – High School Musical Soundtrack. Possibly the most overused term of the century, other than “think outside the box.” I say take this song and shove it.
Replace with Come Together – The Beatles.
2
This is how everyone wants to feel:
Don’t Worry Baby – The Beach Boys
Fearless – Taylor Swift
Three Little Birds – Bob Marley and The Wailers
Feelin’ Alright – Joe Cocker
Mr. Brightside – The Killers
3
This is how everyone really IS feeling:
I Am a Rock – Simon and Garfunkel
Alone – Heart
Baby One More Time – Britney Spears
Bored in the House – Tyga and Curtis Roach
Livin’ on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
Paranoia – The Kinks
Waiting for the End – Linkin Park
4
Songs all the men are singing to women:
You Got It (The Right Stuff) – NKOTB
I Wanna Sex You Up – Color Me Badd
I Want Your Sex - George Michael
Songs the women are singing back:
Don’t Stand So Close to Me – The Police
Can’t Touch This – MC Hammer
Stand Back – Stevie Nicks
And this is where the horny men end up:
Cybersex – Doja Cat
5
The songs that will make you think of anyone who doesn’t live in your neighborhood:
When Will I See You Again – The Three Degrees
Someday, We’ll Be Together – Diana Ross and The Supremes
6
The song that symbolizes the never-ending stream of monumental occasions that will celebrated from your car or truck:
Drive By – Train
7
Songs for those in the medical profession:
Down with Disease – Phish
Stronger – Kelly Clarkson
Survivor – Destiny’s Child
Stayin’ Alive – The Bee Gees
Unwell – Matchbox Twenty
8
Songs for when you wake up feeling kick ass and ready to seize the day:
Lovely Day – Bill Withers
Don’t Stop Me Now – Queen
Tubthumping – Chumbawamba
Flagpole Sitter – Harvey Danger
Then your reality hits you:
Work from Home – 5th Harmony
School’s Out – Alice Cooper
Shots – Imagine Dragons
9
What parents are thinking about school reopening:
I Got a Feelin’ – The Black Eyed Peas
What the administrators and teachers are thinking about school reopening:
What a Fool Believes – The Doobie Brothers
10
The question of the century – when will we really be:
Outta the Woods – Taylor Swift
All we can do, really:
Just Breathe – Pearl Jam
Breathe – Telepopmusik
I'm begging you - stop waiting for some BIG announcement to make your plans for the coming school year. Just Google "Gwinnet County, GA first day of school," to see why all of these great plans for reopening schools don't work. Find a solid plan for your kids to be home from school - for a long while. I don't care if you hate me for saying it. You know I'm not always right, but remember, I'm never wrong :-)
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