As the fate of everything seems so uncertain, one thing you can count on is a Deep Thoughts Thursday with the Boozy Weathergirl.
1
Are you an apathetic PTO President? Did you get forced into taking on this position? Well, congratulations, this is your year to SHINE!
2
Why is there that one co-worker who, in a meeting, ALWAYS has to throw in that extra question, which leads to the meeting lasting another 30 minutes? #STFU
3
You are either a person who cleans the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher or a person who doesn’t. There is no in between.
4
Along those lines, you either put your silverware up or down in the basket. Personally, I don’t get putting them in tongs up. Then you’re touching the eating surface as you pull them out. Gross.
5
Electric pencil sharpeners – why can’t you just sharpen the damn pencil the whole way, evenly?
6
Why hasn’t some engineering genius come up with a better way to start and maintain that starting position in a roll of tape? The twelve shards in different lengths that my packaging tape is currently sporting does nothing but make me a bigger bitch to anyone around me.
7
That one person you know who, when he/she speaks, the sound of his/her voice makes you think to yourself, “how do your friends and family listen to you without punching you in the face?”
8
Why bother pre-perforating packages, and adding a “Tear Here” sign, only to rip across and the bag stays sealed. And you have no scissors handy. So you start trying to bite it. And you look like a lunatic as you are spitting and swearing at your snack.
9
Hitting only a single space after the period – nope, never going to get used to it.
10
Back to school shopping for Morgan – PJs, notebook and pencil. Check! Back-to-school shopping for Mommy – 1 case of Sauvignon Blanc, 1 case of Cabernet Sauvignon, 1 case of Titos, 12 cases of High Noon. Check! And a variety of IPAs and bourbons from local breweries/distilleries to keep Daddy from killing us both.
Watching the back-and-forth on decisions about school/school sports is like watching a great final volley at Wimbledon. Who will miss the shot, and who will win? Place your bets, just make sure you toast either way!
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