Today, I’d like to give a shout out to all of the Veterans in this country for giving me the right to be completely unfiltered in delivering a special “Awesome Comebacks” edition of Deep Thought Thursdays with The Boozy Weathergirl (please note, I did not come up with all of these myself, but I think they are brilliant and need to be shared, stat).
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I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
2
If you have a problem with me, please write it down on a piece of paper, fold it and shove it straight up your ass.
3
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re definitely abusing that privilege.
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I’m sure whatever you have to say can wait until you’re smarter.
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I’m trying to be more positive every day. Today, I am positive that you’re an asshole.
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Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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Girl, how many spoonfuls of bitch did you add to your coffee this morning?
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Yes sir, it seems you have a bad case of being a little bitch. I’m prescribing you a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.
9
Maybe you should eat some of your makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
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I don’t need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to do a better job of not pissing me off.
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And one extra...
I love the sound you make when you shut up.
Just when I thought the only thing in jeopardy was the fate of the next stimulus package, poor Alex Trebek gets taken from us. May our politicians have half the amount of grace and decorum as our favorite game show host moving into this new regime.
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