Good morning! We're on Week 9 of this thing, and my husband is still alive. He should consider himself lucky. A few more thoughts in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
"Rosé All Day" is no longer a funny saying. It is a way of life.
2
Have you noticed that the Covidian Dress Code for people is all or nothing? You’re either shopping next to someone in full combat gear who could also be servicing a beehive later, or you have a 70-year-old with the “screw it” attitude, wearing no mask or gloves.
3
I’ve rearranged the setup of my TV room at least five times, just so I don’t wear out any particular area of my couches.
4
Have you found while you’re watching TV now, you get anxious/concerned when parents let their children go out with friends? Or that no one has on any protective gear? I also question how they’re going to so many stores and restaurants.
5
I’m proud to announce that I’ve reached level 9,000,999 on Candy Crush!
6
Women are seriously getting screwed in this pandemic. First, I want a re-do of Mother’s Day on Father’s Day, when it’s warm and we can get drunk in a bar. Next, I want someone to create an effective outdoor potty for women. This social-distance drinking is great - until your bladder kicks in. I’ve never been a good squatter. And nothing clears out a nice get-together faster than the trickle of pee down your leg…
7
I wonder if hip/cool Tik Tok is psyched that COVID has jumped the median user age of its product to 47.
8
I didn’t really want to watch the Disney Singalong with my family. I just wanted to watch them squirm through something they had no interest in, like I have to do every damn day.
9
I’ve been staring at my to-do list for nine weeks+. Safe to say if it ain’t done yet, it ain’t gettin’ done.
10
A friend told me her husband saw me at the liquor store last week. Surprisingly, I did not go to the liquor store that day. So now, I’m wondering how many masked doppelgangers I have out there. Bitch better have been hot and skinny!
Now that many states have decided to soon reopen, I'll have a whole new social experiment to comment on in the coming weeks. Luckily, my favorite hobby can be done quietly from my own home - where I plan to stay while you guinea pigs scamper. Enjoy!
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