I'm feeling a little salty these days. So I thought I would pepper in some thoughts from my friends to complement this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
I followed a Port-A-Potty truck into work yesterday. It was a shitty way to start my day.
2
My friend, Michelle, wonders why her kids always put their clothes in the laundry inside out. Like, is it that taxing to pull the sleeves out or turn the socks around? She folds them the way the come in, because, in her words, "I don't give a f*ck!"
3
Why is it always so awkward to provide a telephone number, street name or spell your name over the phone? You sound condescending when you pause too long, but if you don't pause long enough, you have to repeat yourself. And then there's the undefined inappropriate pause where the person on the other end is ready, but you're not sure he/she/they're ready, so you either wait or move ahead, both being wrong, and you both spit out words at the same time. This, my friends, is why we text now.
4
My buddy, TJ, has a couple of gripes. The first is when you ask someone to PM you, but then they put the comment or question out there for everyone to see. Also, when you are referring to a human person, and you say "that" instead of "who." #dumbasses
5
All I have to do is THINK the word "yawn," and I do it. Imagine if the same thing happened with the words "clean" or "exercise" or "diet!"
6
Carol, a bridesmaid of my mom's, shared that you know shit's going down when your friend looks at you and says, "hold my teeth!"
7
How is it that every time I come out of the grocery store, I am parked next to the only other person also walking out of the grocery store at the same time? And they backed in, while I pulled in forward, so our driver's side doors are essentially touching. And you're both trying to be nice, even though it's 10 degrees outside, so you end up freezing your ass off during the car-door showdown. Where is this Murphy, so I can tell him what to do with his Law?
8
School Counselor extraordinaire, Laura, tells me that she gets a ridiculous amount of emails. So she takes the time to go through and finally unsubscribe from all the junk. And you know what that gets her? Emails confirming that you just unsubscribed from emails! Seriously? WHHHHHYYYYYY?
9
Fellow curmudgeon, Karen (the good kind of Karen, not a "Karen"), tells me that at this point in her life, she is certain that some people were put on this Earth to test her alcohol tolerance level.
10
And lastly, a quick reminder from me that you'll care a lot less what people think about you when you realize how seldom they do...
It's snowing again. Not enough snow to be fun. Just enough to disrupt life in too many ways. At least a snow day might slow the spread of the 'Vid. If you like to kill your germs from the inside, like I do, try the recipe below!
Oooo baby, baby
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