Football is back, the VMAs and the Met Gala had a lot of outfits showing crack, and I'm just talkin' smack in this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
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In this episode of I'm So Short - if you're driving in back of me, you cannot see my head in the driver's seat, because it just doesn't stick up that far. So, basically, it appears the car is driving itself, which must be a bit scary.
2
And in next week's episode...We bought a new mattress that has seven layers of cushioning or something. This, on top of a frame and box spring, basically equates to something out of The Princess and The Pea. Now I have to order a ladder or a trampoline, so I can propel myself high enough to get into my own damn bed. #wheresthecouch
3
I wanted to mess with my family, so I bought a cookie cutter that is shaped like someone took a bite out of the cookie. Best dozen cookies I've ever actually been permitted to eat!
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Have you ever come home, looked at yourself in the mirror and marveled at the fact that you looked this awful all damn day?
5
I have a new-fangled 2019 Infiniti SUV that I bought to replace my very basic 2012 Toyota Highlander. My Toyota let me do as I pleased. But this "smart" car applies the brakes for me whenever it senses I am too close to another car. All I can say is that we better get ready for a brake replacement ASAP, because apparently, I am the most un-cautious driver in the world.
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My daughter recently discovered the wondrous flavor of yogurt and granola. And, much like her father does with favorite foods, she obsessively ate it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week straight. Feeling defeated by the amounts she was consuming, she looked at us and told us she had "Yogurdosed."
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Have you ever met someone who talked so much that you wished he/she/they would ask you to borrow lip balm, just so you could "mistakenly" hand him/her/them a glue stick and solve this problem right there?
8
I love my iPhone. Anyone who knows me knows that they should never be offended by my constant attention to the phone, because it's just how I roll. I also have fairly small fingers in comparison to others. Why then, is it next to impossible for my pointer finger to hit the correct spot in the word or sentence when I am trying to correct a misspelling of one. little. letter?!?!
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I'm not a huge fan of the ripped jeans craze. So imagine my surprise as I shopped online and noticed that ripped jeans cost up to $20 MORE than non-ripped jeans. Say what? I can tear the crap out of my pants for free, thank you.
10
This weekend, I went to the joyous wedding of my cousin. Our family blew up the dance floor with our moves (and I hope I NEVER see this on video). As I was dancing with the bride's grandmother, I felt a literal pop in my buttocks, causing instant pain. So now, not only AM I a pain-in-the-ass, I HAVE one as well.
I don't have a lot more to say this week, except this recipe looked delicious and refreshing, and I think everyone should try it.
Tea-rific!
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