I am so drained I don’t even have a shallow thought in my brain. So I borrowed this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl from some far more profound thinkers than I. Forgive me if your brain hurts more than mine after this one.
1
USB sounds like a back up in case USA fails.
2
I wonder what my dog named me.
3
If we had no eyes, we would not see color. So what if we are missing an entire aspect of EVERYTHING, simple because we don't have the organ to detect it.
4
At age 30, you have spent a month having birthdays.
5
Cassette tapes have an "A" and a "B" side. So it's only natural that they transitioned into CDs.
6
If you work on a farm, and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
7
Children are like fires - they need constant attention, and if left alone, they will burn the house down.
8
Your belly button is just your old mouth.
9
When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
10
Punishment for honesty is what makes us lie.
I'm not gonna lie - when you drink alcohol, you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow. Apparently, I have excellent credit, because I am surrounded by the finest lenders known to man! Take out that loan and enjoy the link below.
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