'The Last of Us,' 'White Lotus,' 'Ted Lasso' and 'Abbott Elementary.' If you haven't heard of these shows, crawl back into the hole you came from. If you haven't watched any of them, then I don't understand why we are even friends. My writing might not win an Emmy, but I'm hoping this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl keeps you engaged enough to do your morning (or afternoon or evening) business.
1
Spell check on my phone. If I am one letter off, the thing has no idea what I'm trying to spell. But if I type, "siosalfoeshilistic," somehow it knows I meant to spell, "you."
2
One typo I keep typing is "Benmo" instead of "Venmo." It really annoyed me until I found the ironic humor in it. So, here's my new sentence (feel free to use it, Venmo Marketing Team) - "I never benmo broke since I started using Venmo."
3
This was a thing during COVID, I know. But the deeper I get into menopause, the scarier the words to "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond become. Warm touching warm? My nightmare.
4
My sister, Kelly, came up with a fun new play on words - Anti-versary. This is defined as the dates that come up that we DON'T want to remember or celebrate.
5
I forgot to mention this last week, but accents. Man are they sexy. However, nothing in the world is cuter than a kid with an Irish accent. I could listen to them talking all day, even though I can't understand a word of what they're saying.
6
Swingers. Why did you have to pick pineapples as your symbol? Those tasty tropical fruits were just unsuspecting Amish welcome signs before you got involved.
7
A couple of my couple friends went to a hilltop concert the other night. Most of us arrived early, but one couple pulled in a bit later. The husband laughed at the seating of ladies on one side and men on the other. He commented that this is what years of marriage looks like. So, yes folks, marital segregation is alive and well. #20plusclub
8
Do you ever wake up with bruises on your body and truly have no freaking clue how they got there? Asking for a friend.
9
Ripped jeans are fashionable for sure. That is until the rips start happening in your crotch. Then it's just time to lay off the dessert.
10
Starting the day having your breasts fondled and your vjayjay played with. Sounds fantastic, right? Sure does, until I tell you that it was at the radiology office for your annual exams and not your bedroom! #ohhhsnap
We have great friends who also have boats. And they invite us to drink on these boats, which is AWESOME. If you find yourself lucky like me, mix something like this for said friends - and bring snacks!
Sailing, takes me away to drinking...
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