Summer is almost over and the nation is backtracking on almost everything. I, however, am moving forward with this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
If you’re driving in the car with me, and you clearly see that I have entered a destination into my GPS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not continue to bark directions at me during our trip. #backseatdriverssuck
2
Along those same lines, I am EXTREMELY directionally challenged. Like, I get lost in my own house. So, if you’re going to give me directions to a place, don’t draw me an f’ing map! I can turn that thing upside down and end up in California! North, South, East, West mean NOTHING to me. But Right, Left and Straight Ahead work just fine.
3
Seriously, am I the only person in the house for whom the toilet paper rolls run out? Or the Keurig water receptacle is empty?
4
And why am I the only person in the house who can organize the Tupperware drawer? Didn’t we all use those stacking blocks as a kid? This ain’t rocket science, people!
5
I wish my daughter could see a mom who actually yells and overreacts the way she thinks I do when I ask her to do something, anything, other than stare at her phone.
6
What is the big deal with the masks? Just wear the damn things! I mean, they cover major zits, you don’t need make up anymore, and you can continuously mock someone without getting caught!
7
In this minimalist age, do tech manufacturers really need to create plugs that cover two to three outlets? If there are two openings in the outlet, I need to two openings, dammit! And I don’t need half a power strip.
8
When you get out of your car and start walking toward a store, what exactly makes you feel so entitled that you walk down the middle of the driving aisle? I bet you think people will just magically let you cut them in line too.
9
I love pistachios. I spend too much money buying them. So when half of them come with shells that don’t allow for opening, I get pissed. If I wanted to use a nutcracker, I’d buy walnuts. And don’t tell me to buy the ones that are already shelled. They do not taste as good.
10
Why does anyone believe that telling someone to “Relax” or “Calm Down” will actually make that happen?
It's a sad state of affairs when the only person who defends teacher's rights in the US is an 80s musician. But at least his arguments are being taken seriously. All I can say is that this is a very anxiety-ridden time in America, folks. So, please, think before you speak.
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