This week, I've been around people who have said some stupid shit. So, this week's Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl will recap some really dumb, but funny, stuff I've heard or read recently.
1
When my boss asked me who was the dumb one, me or her, I told her that everyone knows she doesn't hire stupid people.
2
Dear Math - please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
3
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence. After all, intelligence has its limits.
4
Alcohol? What's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in my whiskypedia.
5
I danced like no one was watching, but someone was watching, thought I was having a seizure and called an ambulance.
6
You can stop driving me crazy. I can walk from here.
7
I didn't mean to gain weight. It just happened by snackcident.
8
No, no, I'm listening. It just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.
9
I tried to do a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. I'm here to confirm that it's not.
10
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly. That never bothered me though, because I'm not in a hurry.
I'd really like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet with my posts. I promise that if you are patient, I will get to you soon. And if you are easily offended, please don't bother clicking on my drink link! Have a great week!
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