Happy Earth Day, everyone! The topic in the US this week is justice. So you're getting served with this edition of Deep Thoughts Thursday with The Boozy Weathergirl.
1
Why do I always feel like the lowest of the low when I'm at the store check out, and they ask if I want to make a donation to whatever charity they support, and I say, "no?"
2
Isn't it just so fun to try and start the roll of Clorox wipes? I mean, I didn't want just one wipe from the center, I really did want four. And I love getting my hand caught in the vaggie hole of sterilization with the sharp plastic tentacles as I try to get the mound of cleanliness out of the container.
3
After cleaning the kitchen, I have to go to the bathroom, where I also need to start a roll of toilet paper. Yeah, that's also so easy. Sure there's an attachment that's supposed to pull apart to get you going! So why does my roll always start as shards of paper, as if I'm trying to create a confetti bomb, and it takes me about half the roll to get the layers to actually come together?
4
Why do some people report celebrity gossip like they actually know these people? Um, are you their friends? Maybe you actually need to get some friends, so you can start talking to me about real people with whom you've actually interacted? I barely have time to keep up with the local drama!
5
No offense to my friends in Jersey, but I just don't see myself living there. However, Lazy G could be persuaded to move there for the simple perk of having someone pump my gas ALL THE TIME! Yes, I actually am that easy to please.
6
Is there really a point to ordering a diet Coke with your three loaded chili dogs?
7
When you shake your head at me in disbelief, I'm going to assume it's because your mind so incredibly blown by my fabulousness that you need to knock things back into place.
8
Why bother asking me for advice if you know you're just going to do whatever you had in mind anyway?
9
What do you get if you cross and elephant and a rhinoceroses? El-if-I-no!
10
What's the time limit for which I can continue to blame my COVID vaccination fog for my inherent blondeness?
Please do your part and save all your bottles for that fancy Christmas tree in December. Here are some recipes to keep you on track with clean eating - ripped and regular!
These will put you on your axis
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